It’s Tim Vine and he’s back with a brand new stand-up show!

Come and enjoy a mountain of nonsense, daft one-liners, joyful songs, wobbly props and ridiculous humour. (Plus utter drivel.) Witness the stupidity. Then leave. Switched on the Christmas lights in Cheam two years on the run. All tickets non-refundable.

‘Is there a more ludicrous comedian in Britain?’ (The Times)