Adult Panto – Jack Off The Beanstalk

🌱 Something giant is sprouting this season… and it’s utterly outrageous! “Jack off the Beanstalk” is climbing its way onto the stage with a bucketload of beans, a cheeky cow, and more innuendos than you can shake a magic stalk at. This is no children’s tale—expect sassy giants, rude rhymes, and a whole lot of milky mischief!

🐄 Forget fairy tales—this beanstalk comes with bad behaviour, a misbehaving cow, and more beans than you can count! Our new adult pantomime “Jack off the Beanstalk” brings a saucy spin to the story you thought you knew. Big laughs, bold characters, and… did we mention the enormous stalk?

🌾 Magic beans, milky udders, and a stalk that just won’t quit—welcome to the naughtiest panto of the year! “Jack off the Beanstalk” is ready to moo-ve you to tears with laughter. One cow, one boy, and one gigantic… plot twist. Don’t miss the ride of your life.